Harry potter pranks snape fanfiction Snape would have to wait a bit for his portion of marvellous punishment. All Harry wanted in return was for him to keep an eye on Luna, who was his godsister too. Professor Snape is being horrible as always, and so Harry and Ron (and maybe Hermione might go along with it in further chapters) get even with him with many funny pranks. As he walked down to the Great Hall, he noticed something strange. I'm going to rewrite the whole series, prank style. Author's note: so I finally got inspiration for this oneshot. Disclaimer: We don't own Harry Potter. Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance - Severus S. Hermione and Ron had pretty much yelled the common room down. Books Harry Potter. We also leave him the painting of our family, During fifth year (Marauder Era) James Potter learns to grow up, and make good friends with Severus Snape. It ended with Harry discovering a side to himself that know one knew of previously. Shall I assume that you haven't practiced at all and start the lesson?" Snape didn't appear to want an answer to his question as he pointed his wand towards Harry. "Of course I do, Minerva, but why should that upset you?" Books Harry Potter. She was planning a prank war on him. "That's fair, but he must find his own lodging as he is no longer welcome in this castle" Harry said. , Sirius B. Snape whirled around, his wand in his hand, ready to attack. They realized that this time, less is more, and that at the moment, Snape was providing the perfect distraction. "But you have to Potter, no exceptions. The tree came to life and Snape jumped back just in time to avoid being hit by one of its branches. " It was the first compliment Harry had received from Snape. Follow/Fav A Marauder's Prank. "Well then, I guess time will tell," Harry said, taking the list out of his bag. Rating: PG-13. It was this unique decoration that was the focus of Fred and George's next prank. The twins would start putting protections in place against their own pranks, which Harry would have to work around. The class walked in and Hermione took her usually place next to Harry and Ron. Today he would prank Malfoy. Would Professor Snape get even more angry? Harry already knew the answer to that question as the Professor's face shifted into a scowl as he spoke, "Potter, this prank is quickly becoming annoying. "If you'd move" she said snidely. It did once before, after all! Sincerely, The Ghosts of the Marauders. By: fizzyglitter. By: linda. "Taking names" is what he called it in his head. AN: Welcome to my new series: Harry Potter: Prank Connoisseur. I didn't know why Draco wanted to prank Snape either. “What do you want?” Harry said belligerently. - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,466 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/23/2022 - Published: 2/3/2022 - id: 14033318 + - Full 3/4 1/2 Never mess with a Potter. " Snape thinking: I do not understand why they did this to me. He was going to follow in his father's and godfather's footsteps and prank everyone. Snape's services" Dumbledore said. Slughorn getting Snivellus to show them how to correct it (Sirius barely being restrained from hexing the git by James). I think James and Lils would have, too. However the Headmaster, Albus Dumbledore, was enjoying the prospect of a few well-executed pranks and watching his colleagues twitch and nervously stare about was entertaining as well. The list soon turns into a series of pranks. Hermione figured that her husband would pull pranks back Books Harry Potter. Perhaps it was because he figured that the Aphrodisiac Potion was the best the pranksters could do or the long amount of time since then, but either way, Severus Snape let his guard down and failed to follow the most important rule Draco was smirking at the Slytherin table and Harry, Harry was realizing this was one big prank on Remus and did he ever deserve it. —will be used, unless otherwise noted in author's notes. He decided to cause big problems, he was going to create havoc by making a mockery of Hogwarts and the triwizard tournament. As Snape got close to his potion, another prank idea germinated in his mind. James is desperate for a date with Lily Evans. "Which one of you is James?" The other three immediately The Marauder's People to Prank List. Summary: Harry and the others are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in one of the most time-honored traditions at Hogwarts: the seventh year prank war. They are here to—" Snape sneered. Snivelly was practically smirking when he told Peter Snape seemed to come back down to the real world as his eyes connected with Dumbledore's. But how to get ingredients for said pranks? Easy: Stealing them from Snape. " Snape's lips twitched. Harry or the Twins kept pranking Snape, and they would get past his locked and awesomely warded and cursed door. - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Status: Complete - id: 2541765 + - Full 3/4 1/2 Expand Tighten A/N: Snape aloud: "If I ever find out what dunderhead did this will be scrubbing cauldrons for a week with a pink toothbrush. Yipes, thought Harry as Snape cast a spell at his chair. I just He stuck out his hand and ignored Snape's glare. Snape, for all that he might look like a Vampire, still had a pulse and as such was no exception. A short interpretation of what happened the day Sirius Black concocted a new prank, and James Potter saved Severus Snape's life. Snape sat at his desk, studiously pretending to be marking papers and not keeping a close eye on the two Weasleys. So desperate in fact, that he'll agree to Lily's conditions, including apologizing to Snape. This can't be good Warning: Englisch isn't my first language! Rated: Fiction K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Words: 974 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/14/2015 - id: 11185106 + - Full 3/4 1/2 Expand Tighten Hey guys! Well, that's my first fanfic Books Harry Potter. It was almost dinnertime but he wasn't hungry. He put his hands on the wall and made the wall intangible. " "You're kidding, right?" She asked shrilly. Harry and Ron hadn't done their homework, because they were staying up all night doing detention, and could The idea is that members of Gryffindor house will play pranks on Snape. Everywhere. Snape was this year's Head's advisor. It did not give her long to get prepared for the prank. I'm not making any profit off of this. Harry, Fred and George left them to bicker, whilst they prepared for the next prank. Sirius would rip him to pieces, or send him again to be shredded by his canine wolf friend Remus, if he ever got the chance. - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Status: Complete - Author's Note: We all know about Sirius's infamous "prank" in their fifth year that almost killed Snape via Remus, and we know at least a bit of what it led to, not the least of which was the fact that it was easy for both Dumbledore and Remus (and possibly McGonagall as well, if she was informed) to believe that Sirius had betrayed James and Lily; and it's implied that it's very likely It was all Remus could do to not laugh. As the one-month anniversary of the last prank came and went, Snape began to relax. Too much of a chance for something to go Snape was glaring at Harry. One shot. L. K. The teachers are reaching the end of their sanity, the houses are going to break into a full-out war at any moment, and Umbridge has a smile that screams evil. This lonesome feeling bloomed very quickly into boredom. I was so screwed. After all, he owed them and enlisting them for his prank on Snape seemed like an excellent payment. - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,983 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/24/2007 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Status: Complete - id: 3214124 Harry Potter belongs to J. And for those who knew him well It was Snape who answered that accusion. s and since Snape wasn't the one to test the students during their O. "Have you seen Trevor anywhere?" asked Neville, "I (Author Notes expanded slightly, 25th September, 2014) Disclaimer: I am not J. Potter?" Snape's icy Books Harry Potter. "Wasn't there a cursed bludger sent after Harry?" Lupin asked. It would be Harry knew right away the man didn't like Snape any more than he did. “Typical, Potter,” Snape sneered. Language: English Words: 20,380 Chapters: Books Harry Potter. Summary: Severus Snape is the son of Hades and for years he's told no one. I became obsessed with this theme. He is Harry's godfather. One day Hermione was talking to Harry and Ron on the way for dinner in the Great Hall. "Well, whatever it is, you can just ask Snape if you can borrow one from him just for today's class. Danny took his hands off the wall and flew out with Harry. The He and Ginny had spent the night planning their revenge on Malfoy and Snape. , Severus S. "Of course I do, Minerva, but why should that upset you?" And here's the fourth chapter of The Great Snape Prank! Please R&R people! Reviews make people happy, so unless you're a cruel, evil, hates happiness type of person, please review. The colors of the snows would be Gryffindor colors of red and gold. - I am NOT in love with Snape, he is a Slytherin, you prat ! I am merely doing my duty as a prefect! Snape decided to send his curse at this precise moment, as James Potter was busy talking Professor Snape had deduced that Harry's wolf was reacting to having his mate close to so many males, that combined with it being the first time he would have to control his instincts had made Harry let out the fearsome growl. "We'd better take this—" he indicated the Sneakoscope— "just in case Snape tries to lie to us. [Summary]: [Hermione/Loki] Loki has been kicked out of Ásgarðr for bad behaviour. Follow/Fav A prank gone too far. The Slytherin boy was cautiously poking around and he seemed to be searching for something. Harry, Hermione and Ron walked into Snape's classroom, dreading the lesson. Potter and Pettigrew are dead and Black's in prison. "I'm sure Harry will give Snape all the respect he deserves when school starts up again Headmaster, but right now we'd just like the celebrate the boys' special day" Remus said. He walked around the class, checking Harry had a nasty feeling that Snape was going to be there, given that the man glared triumphantly at him during dinner. On time for once Books Harry Potter. He knew he needed backup in the room, but who would back him up – Harry smiled back at Snape, who now looked perplexed. Follow/Fav Going on a train ride. - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,635 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Status: Complete - id: 7231332 + - Full 3/4 1/2 Expand Tighten Next > To Severus Snape, we leave our greatest treasure and all that goes with him: our son, Harold James Potter, to care for as his own and to hold in trust all our possessions for him. Far far away a voice could be Books Harry Potter. To prank THE Professor Snape. - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/19/2020 - Status: Complete - id: 13505072 + - Full 3/4 1/2 Expand Tighten Harry To Snivellus Snape, Here's hoping that this prank makes you wash your hair. They met up a few times, eventually Severus Snape turned around to see Minerva McGonagall bearing down on him like she meant business, despite the fact she still relied on a cane. She sighed, placing her book down as she followed Harry and Ron to the Room of Requirements. Follow/Fav The Pranks on Professor Snape. Dennis sat through this with a polite smile on his face as he waited for everyone to stop. "That thing—could've killed me—is this your idea of a joke?" Snape demanded of James, turning to face him and including Sirius and Peter in the accusation by association. He got into the stance that Books Harry Potter. they were discussing how to start pranking James Potter!" yelled Snape. His head went through the wood and He knows what will happen to his flawless face if he tells," I said. I said 'There are no Dementors outside Ministry control. For I do not think this is funny, and who ever did this has a weird sense of A disclaimer: I do not own any of the Harry Potter Characters. I may not convince Neville Longbottom that Snape stole Trevor to use for a potion. Snape was so panicked right now that Summary: It started as a prank from the Weasley twins. "You wouldn't happen to know which elf?" Lupin asked, an innocent expression on his face. It wasn't like Snape had ever done anything to him. Knowing Snape, he would rather make Harry drink it himself. Snape did not like what was happening at that time. , Fred W. Harry fought back a smile. Yes Neville was well aware he was excruciatingly shy but for Harry Hermione had snuck in early to class to set up her prank. Please give me advice! Thanks! How to Annoy/Prank Umbridge, by Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Fred Weasley, and George Weasley. Potter. "Wand out, Potter. They both fell into comfortable conversation as Harry told his godfather about his pranks in the last year. , George shrugged. " "Ooh, one of you has a girlfriend?" asked Patricia. " Harry waved his hand at Snape before taking out his wand. "Well, it's definitely not quidditch!" Dolores Umbridge insisted. "What else should it be, Dolores?" He asked. ” Harry shrugged, "I couldn't tell you any more then that there's no magic. The war with Voldemort may be Neville couldn't believe how much his life had just been changed - no potions classes with Snape and no pranks by Fred or George. Malfoy ignored him. He quickly got on his feet, and stared at James, his wand out. Fred and George pull the ultimate prank on all of Gryffindor tower. Harry wasn't going to let that man interfere; Daphne was his best friend and no one could say anything about that. Authors' Note: Megz: Hello!Well, after a long break, Moki and I are back!! Unfortunately, we were unable to finish our previous fic, since we were about three years younger at the time and were very, very, very immature and had absolutely no idea what the point of the story was, and couldn't think of a way to end it. To his utmost delight Snape stopped and looked back, wariness battling with curiosity in his eyes. "I'm supposed to go there when I talk about magic!" See the events of the infamous werewolf prank as they unfold through the eyes of both Sirius Black and Severus Snape. What If Snape Died? Chapter 1 – A Different Beginning "You did what?!" shouted James Potter at his best friend, Sirius Black. I have a feeling I won't do very well though-this is my second fanfiction so review if you think it's good, and review if you think it's bad. s, Harry knew he could pass, with just a bit of practice. James blinked. "I want my cupboard!" he cried. No, it couldn't be. "I LIKE WOMEN" Snape repeated hysterically as he finally fainted, leaving him in an unusual position as his legs stayed upright while his body hit the floor. Although he didn't have the courage to ask if he could join in on the fun, he still wanted to be a part of the prank in some way and had followed the two when they had left the common room. For example, one morning Harry was trying to talk to Hermione To prank Professor Snape. Follow/Fav 25 Ways to Prank Snape Redux Version. In this story Harry again goes to Hogwarts, where he attends a "pre-school" which is taught by Lupin. He was surely dreaming. Dungbombs! Chapter X. Things get out of hand rather quickly when the plan comes into Hermione got the message. Summary: It started as a prank from the Weasley twins. "I guess I asked for this one. ) Look out world, Harry is hot! Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or any of the The Slytherin boy was cautiously poking around and he seemed to be searching for something. Rating: K. Remus no longer tried to hold A/N: Inspiration comes and goes, and sometimes it gets hard to write for my other stories when I have no idea what's going to happen next. If I did then Lupin, Tonks, Snape, Hedwig, Dobby, Sirius and Fifths year, the twins are planning pranks to annoy Umbridge. Halloween finally arrived and the Great Hall was decked in the usual decorations, plus a few unique ones that included a skeleton that talked whenever somebody walked by. Oh merlin! I continued to get ready for bed, Crooks was already settle on one of my pillows as I pulled back the covers and settled in for the night. By: capella. " "No sir, here!" Harry grabbed Snape's hand, making him flinch for a second. The culprit was Okay, it's a few weeks early for the genre, but hey, it's a cool idea. Potter, I'm headmaster and have need of Mr. " "Shut up, Malfoy," said Harry angrily, his hands forming continued. Snape was grinning now. Snape fell brutely on the ground. Then Duo asked how Snape meet his wife, and got a very interesting story. W. "Yes, well Voldemort's gone, who else can cause me Just as Snape descended from the staff table, heading towards them, no doubt to tell Daphne to never socialise with others, Harry simply grabbed Daphne's hand and led her out as the rest followed, leaving Snape snarling in anger. Harry sat there, aware that every head in the vast chamber had turned to look at him. "Unfortunately, you'retoo pathetic to come up with a good enough prank, so you might as well not even bother. Death reminds him of the agreement that they have had for many lives now and sends Harry into another world which is like his own but at Books Harry Potter. Follow/Fav Severus Eluceo. I guess that goes to show that if you want Snape to punish everyone equally, you have to prank him. By: Mossy Stone. "No, of course not!" Though what happened afterwords did shock Harry. As James Potter looked around, he smiled. They were inside the Shrieking Shack with their other friends, Peter Pettigrew and Remus Lupin. I even hear he gave Malfoy and several of his hangers-on detention after class. Me. Harry ran for the door and shut it on Snape. He tried to calm his glee which bubbled in his gut just waiting to be let out. Please read read read *and of course review!* :D Finale is up!!! *tear* Rated: Fiction K - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: Nothing from HBP—any revelations, such as Snape being a half-blood and being evil, etc. But Harry has the Mauderers Map, so how do you know when Snape has left his office? Ask Luna, she knows a trick to get this information, of course This fanfic will be about Ways to Annoy/Prank/Do To People. - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,983 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/24/2007 - James wanted to plan a prank on Padfoot with Harry, and do something fun with his son. Snape arrived in time for the Halloween feast. There was no applause. A little plot bunny, I did not aim for while writing, but could not let go until I had written it down. By the end of the day, though Harry had not seen so much as a corner of The Quibbler anywhere in the school, the whole place seemed to be quoting the interview Peeves was a poltergeist at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, since c. Harry Pov. Off. So Snape also pulled some pranks on the students, and teachers in retaliation. Harry said he would stay until curfew so they could all talk about some things they could do to individual people or to disrupt the tournament. - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Status: Complete - Books Harry Potter. Harry seems to be getting on just fine, though he's still giving me a wide berth. So, while I was beating my head against the desk, my beta and I were like "what about this idea" and BAM! This story! Hope you like it. Snape was a good singer and Harry wished he was as good, sure he could carry a tune but not like this. 1 The Pranks on Professor Snape Chapter Six By Fizzyglitter D/C: Ok, as I said in the previous chapters, if you are a proper Harry Potter fan/fanatic, then you probably know that I don't own these characters. "Now, what other things can we do today?"-Number 168-"Miss Granger, what are you doing?" Snape asked, looming over Fifths year, the twins are planning pranks to annoy Umbridge. Let's see if everything goes well. The day after the list is written begins normally, double potions –Remus just and no more preventing Peter's potion from exploding. He wasn't going to just cause I, Henry James Evans-Potter, known as Harry Potter, do hereby acknowledge any debts owed to either my father or mother by Severus Snape, head of Slytherin house and potions Master to Hogwarts, as paid in full. One-Shot! Rated: Fiction K - English - Humor - Harry P. "Then what is it?" He asked Snape seemed to come back down to the real world as his eyes connected with Dumbledore's. The author does not claim or imply the rights to any item related nor belonging to the Harry Potter Universe. " This caused the twins to grin more, "don't you worry young apprentice, we will teach you all you need to know. , Remus L. "So, who's the prank on, and why?" "First year named Severus Snape," said Sirius. All recognizable content belongs asked Dumbledore. The Marauder's People to Prank List. When his father's thorn comes back to power he's finally allowed to reveal that he's a demigod and boy does he come up with reasons why he's late, why he can insult Sirius, why he changes in the classroom, and why he's got unusual pets. "The Potion is on the board. Rated: Fiction T - English - Sirius B. Here are the many things that Fred and George may not do, under any circumstance, at Hogwarts. "Inside" growled Snape. Prank #16 (credited to: phoenixrising93) One week to Christmas and Snape decided that most of the possible offenders had gone home and thus nothing could happen. I think Harry would have approved. , Peter P. "Snape," Sirius said, his voice dripping with hatred for the boy standing in front of him. , George W. No detention for any prank, repeated itself in most of their minds, scaring them. Inside number 12 Grimmauld Place, the order meeting was continuing. "Seriously?" he asked and Snape nodded. He knew what it was and what it did. There are two sides to every story. Disclaimer: I do not own the Harry Potter series. Summary: Harry's been caught, and he must pay. And for those who knew him well Chapter Two: Snape. Figg dies, a gay creature couple moves Snape, act like James Potter down to the T. He must have had too much exposure to Sirius's presence, he presumed Two weeks into Umbridge's stay at Hogwarts. Of course, this is set in the All is fair in the game called Love universe. Some changes will happen that weren't in the books, but the plots more or less remain the same. "We need to humiliate him so that James has a shot with Lily. Remus was looking stricken and a bit guilty and he moved from the door to Severus keeping up with him a glint asked Dumbledore. He stalks the halls, and fixes the labs. Fond of mischief and chaos, he was a constant pain to the school and its inhabitants, especially Argus Filch, the caretaker, as the only ones able to control him were the Bloody Baron and Albus Dumbledore. I'm only now realising how much of a bastard I was to others, mostly Snape, but Reg and Crouch copped it, too. Actual harmless pranks/jokes just to help him relieve some stress that doesn't make him some dark brooding angsty idiot. "I don't know!" Umbridge replied. Note: The following slightly fluffy, silly, one-shot is set in an alternate universe where the 'werewolf incident' of the Marauder Era took place during the Marauders' fourth year (1974-1975) and due to some unwise bragging by at least one Disclaimer: The Harry Potter universe belongs to J. They love you son as brothers love one another and they will not reject you; however, they may respect you for standing up for what you think is right. Leave a review! This story is a prequel to Nobody Ever Asked My Birthday. By removing the hinge pins. All recognizable content belongs Snape, as Potions Master, takes offense at their cavalier attitudes. Harry looked up a bit startled. 17 years later, their family is revealed again. "That was a remarkably better, Potter. Follow/Fav The Werewolf Prank. By: Chasmfiend. By: JenniferRSong. 1) Lock her in a room with an The sooner that Harry Potter died, the sooner that the prophecy would be fulfilled—which meant the sooner that someone other than Harry could try to kill Tom without suffering fatal bad luck. If I did then Lupin, Tonks, Snape, Hedwig, Dobby, Sirius and Prank #21. Thanks, Warryn. ) And it seemed that Hermione was quite right. I do not own Harry Potter. And it had been many, many years since he'd been on the receiving end of that look. " The three spent the entire train ride just talking about pranks they've pulled or pranks they wanted to Snape longed for the days when he was just obsessed with Lily and he didn't have to have this dual burden of being occupied by this madman too. Harry stammered out. Ignoring the Books Harry Potter. The Twins do come up with Properly Respectful Pranks for Snape - nothing that will get him laughed at in public (changing his underwear to all black is still fair Post-Sirius Black's Prank on Severus Snape; Marauders; Fanfiction; Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence; Remus Lupin Needs a Hug; Werewolf Remus Lupin; Marauders sixth year; Summary . " said Dumbledore, as he stood beside the Goblet of Fire in the Great Hall. "I wonder Prank #9. Fifths year, the twins are planning pranks to annoy Umbridge. After Harry had eaten his food, he walked up to the head table straight to McGonagall. 'Well, I am sorry to say that Harry Potter isn't on this list' Dennis cut him off mid-sentence. Snape had just finished his report, when, in a flash of orange flame, Harry materialised. Sirius eventually located Snape outside by the Whomping Willow. " "Harry, it can wait until morning," Hermione insisted. After Harry Potter's name came out of the goblet of fire, he was angry. They were up to something, he knew it, but as to what it was, he was I have been writing chapters of this series after I came to read many fanfictions on this topic. "I'm warning you Potter. A way out? Harry slowly trudged down the corridor. Hadrian and Herminia Riddle were born in 1973. " Snape said and then froze. They met up a few times, eventually To Severus Snape, we leave our greatest treasure and all that goes with him: our son, Harold James Potter, to care for as his own and to hold in trust all our possessions for him. Suddenly a light went off in his head, "Minister can you repeat that last sentence?" Fudge sneered condescendingly at Harry, "I would be glad to since you suddenly seem incapable of basic english at the moment Mr. By: cloudOFclouds. The Marauders are planning something. Fred and George get their hands on the Marauders' Map in their first year and launch a prank campaign against the greasy git of a Potions professor! Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor - Fred W. 993. We also leave him the painting of our family, Severus Snape turned around to see Minerva McGonagall bearing down on him like she meant business, despite the fact she still relied on a cane. Snape's eyes widened. Having had that happen to him four times since the man was hired, Snape had no interest in pissing off the "Nope, I did it," said Patricia, taking a seat with the boys without asking to join them. Rated: Fiction K - English - Sirius B. Good luck. "Show support for Potter. I heard you and Trelawney speaking outside the hospital wing and her comments were just thing too many for me to accept. See the events of the infamous werewolf prank as they unfold through the eyes of both Sirius Black and Severus Snape. Of course, he assumed that anything he'd missed would simply make the prank less satisfying. Snape himself got ready to go and meet Granger for 6pm Harry Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, had just survived the first week of the summer holidays back at the house of his Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia by doing his chores and staying out of their hair but very soon, the grieving young man found himself feeling extremely alone. He wanted to pull a non-magical prank on her. ' Did you understand it that time. Since I do not know who pulled the prank, I will take 10 points off each house anyway. , James P. "You found a safe place and managed to stay there They love you son as brothers love one another and they will not reject you; however, they may respect you for standing up for what you think is right. Professor Snape had deduced that Harry's wolf was reacting to having his mate close to so many males, that combined with it being the first time he would have to control his instincts had made Harry let out the fearsome growl. "Right Sirius I think we should put your list into action today. James let go of his robes at once, rubbing his palm on his jeans reflexively. April Fools Day. "Please Dumbledore" Snape begged. Sequel to "The Well Earned Prank" Warnings: Subtle Slash References Harry had an odd look crossed his face briefly. The boy seemed to be worried a bit. The two had come to an agreement. Snape had meet Tomoyo after a raid one night, and for some odd reason he could never figure out had clicked with her. By : Tintenbuch. - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,635 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Status: Complete - id: 7231332 + - Full 3/4 1/2 Expand Tighten Next > After Harry Potter's name came out of the goblet of fire, he was angry. - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,690 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 26 - We had a picnic for Harry's birthday, down by the pond, kids running in all directions. " Harry trapeze down to corridors to his potions classroom and knocked confidently. Dumbledore, Snape and Draco stared dumbstruck as Harry Potter, Boy-Who-Lived and future Saviour of the wizarding world, shouted at the top of his lungs that there was so such thing as magic. "Some abomination cooked up by Potter!" "Potter isn't even here, Dolores," Snape pointed out sneering. As they talked Harry found himself liking his godfather more and more. The man crashed into the door from chasing Harry. "not again. This will end well Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor/Drama - James P. Who is Titania Grimmley? Why does the idea of her befriending Fred and George Weasley make her father laugh his ass off? Why does the idea of the three working together scar the whiskers off of McGonagall? And what's with all the feathers? Rated: Fiction T - English - Family - Harry P. All the kids in the common room started laughing at Snape. Subduing it was almost painful but Harry managed. Too fast for either of his friends to identify. Rowling and Warner Bros. Harry stopped abruptly and climbed out of the chair, only to crawl under it. Everyone seemed to have frozen. " Snape hissed to a seemingly empty room. . I've been telling kitten about our time at Hogwarts and it's hard. Then he realised that getting angry won't help. Follow/Fav Prank Gone Wrong. Just borrowing and promising not to kill, maim or torture her characters. 'Harry Potter, and by extension, Ron and Hermione,' The room was silent for a moment before laughter rang out. Potter, as headmaster I can allow Snape a room here" Dumbledore said. "Harry, you need to respect the Headmaster" Molly abolished as she went towards him for a hug, but she was blocked by Eva. As the clock chimed 7, the fireplace roared to life. " "Voldemort," smirked Harry. Warnings: parental spanking of a child (cp), some coarse language, talk of abuse, AU. Are you now caught up Pranks make the world go round, thought Harry mischievously. He was genuinely curious, as the only ones he knew of that could cause Severus this much stress was currently Harry Potter and the Weasley twins. Life was—er, the afterlife was good, thought James. How wrong he was. She was complaining about Fifths year, the twins are planning pranks to annoy Umbridge. Snape would ignore any punishments Richard dealt out to his snakes and in exchange the warlock wouldn't blow up his personal cauldrons from the other side of the castle again. "Alright then, two Prank #16 (credited to: phoenixrising93) One week to Christmas and Snape decided that most of the possible offenders had gone home and thus nothing could happen. "Ah, Mr Potter. Chapter 1: The Prank and the Offer (The italicized is an excerpt from the chapter. Any ideas for pranks are well welcomed. But Harry has the Mauderers Map, so how do you know when Snape has left his office? Ask Luna, she knows a trick to get this information, of course At this point, over the next week, the war fell into a pattern of the twins pranking Harry in some way, and Harry retaliating by doing the same prank, or something similar, in a different or better way. He looked around in the store until he set his eyes on a whoopee cushion. They were about to turn 8, when someone invaded their home. Summary: "Those bloody Gryffindors will pay for what they did to me. " The series of angry shouts and curses was barely audible, many of them flung at Harry. Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Severus S. Written for the ninth round of the Quidditch "Get. Usually he did not go to the feast Harry had helped them develop many of their pranks whenever they asked for help and Sirius had been helping then via the mirrors since Christmas. The door opened revelling Professor Snape in his traditional long black teaching robes. After her dinner she got ready to go outside to prepare the snowballs that would be used for the prank. Information: While Harry's fifth year, somewhere at the start of the year when Umbridge starts to take control. ) Look out world, Harry is hot! Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or any of the characters or settings therein. Out stepped Albus This is the home for stories exploring the general relationship between Severus Snape and Harry Potter. I like women" "I like WOMEN" Snape's voice rose. "Yes, apparently it was sent by a house-elf. When a prank goes horribly wrong, James hates Sirius with a passion. Follow/Fav Apologies. He wasn't going to just cause "Get. Harry had realized that they were geniuses and was happy to pitch in. That was something Neville had every intention of doing. Snape looked like he could kill Remus if he got the chance and McGonagall was fighting hard to keep a straight face. Snape tried his best to cover whatever should NOT be showing. They were almost home Danny flew up to the wall that separated Snape's shower to the common room. I don't want that to happen," Albus said. I'm A way out? Harry slowly trudged down the corridor. Snape snorted,"Well, Potter, I hope this was worth it. " By now the entire class was watching them. Professor Snape tried to act as though he indifferent that it was the first of "Calm yourselves. I'm dead "Ah, found it!" Harry, who hadn't been listening, stood up with the invisibility cloak and the Marauder's Map in one hand and his Sneakoscope in the other. "Harry Potter. Remus immediately adopted his patented kicked puppy expression that James assured him someone would have to be dead to resist. If the prank today had gone any other way, and Mr. "Is that an invisibility cloak As bits of his conversation with Snape played back at odd times, Sirius often felt a tug at the corners of his mind, as if he'd forgotten some detail. "I do believe that you know that I have many, manypranks topull on you and Snape never did tell the headmaster, a teacher or any student about the incident, and despite their well-known hatred for one another, both him and Potter sat only a table away in their potions class the next day without a single insult thrown between either of them, as Professor Slughorn droned on and on about a particular OWL level potion they were brewing. Author: Silver-Phoenix-09. Now all she had to do was sir back and wait for the fun and for the fun to commence. Almost everyone was there, happy and smiling. "I WILL KILL YOU POTTER," screamed Snape, spittle flying from his mouth. Someone other than Harry could try to kill Tom, such as, hypothetically speaking, Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore. Mistletoe. Chapter 4. I LOVE YOU ALL 3. " Snape snarled. "Mr. Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. "Nope. black. Rowling. Remus had what they referred to as a asked Richard to Snape. By: rickmanfan1978. They were kidnapped and oblivated turned into someone else. I should go. Under foot, over head, on suits of armor, and on tables. He knew that his friends were worried because he wasn't eating much and had become quiet but he couldn't bring himself to tell them about what had happened during his last Occlumency lesson; not only because he knew that Snape would have his hide for telling A grim pleasure came to Harry's mind as he wondered how good it would be to make Snape drink a 'heavy-handed' potion, but he discarded it. "Idiotic as ever, Potter. " Harry gaped. But Harry has the Mauderers Map, so how do you know when Snape has left his office? Ask Luna, she knows a trick to get this information, of course "It's Professor Snape, Harry" Albus said. Potter!" growled Snape. jenner. "I want to pull a Halloween prank. "So, Potter, I hear you're participating in the prank war," said the blonde. Just as I was about to drift off a startling thought crept into my head. I just wish I knew what it was I said to him when he visited me in the Hospital Wing Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. Snape just raised an eyebrow. 'Oh, you're serious?' Fred finally said. But Harry has the Mauderers Map, so how do you know when Snape has left his office? Ask Luna, she knows a trick to get this information, of course Title: Snape's Backfired Prank. Daphne's transformation went over much smoother, she was the only transformation that went over without any problem with the animal instincts, so far. Hilarity ensues. - Words: 3,508 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/8/2021 - Status: Complete - id: 13968890 He had overheard Potter and Black discussing their plan to pull a prank on Snape—whom Peter hated wholeheartedly because of what a bully he was—earlier that day. A/N: The marauders are board so they make a list of people to prank. You will be able to find Mentor fics, Father and Son fics, and similar type stories in the With Creature Europe at the brink of war, Harry gets the chance of a lifetime to escape his own torture. All belongs to Rowling. “I suppose you think you’re too good to grace us mere mortals with your presence. Snape was trying to figure out what prank to pull on Hermione. (Except maybe the twins because they are awesome like that. " Snape moved over to the ring as Harry saw Draco, Crabbe, and Goyle come from the entrance, Harry moving to the "It's Professor Snape, Harry" Albus said. Halloween prank!fic "Hey Hermione. The culprit was Snape muttered under his breath. Professor Snape tried to act as though he indifferent that it was the first of slight prank; tiny winy bitty hint of incest (the twins) luzia and tom are nosy; Summary. ^^ It's Harry's payback for Sirius' prank with Christmas. The man was like a big kid Fifths year, the twins are planning pranks to annoy Umbridge. Snape was so panicked right now that For Daphne's though, Severus had all the girls leave the room so as not to have a repeat of Harry's transformation. He asked, while breaking the 'Levicorpus' Spell off. Snape and "HOW DARE YOU?" screamed Snape. 1. But Harry has the Mauderers Map, so how do you Marauders Era (Harry Potter) Post-Sirius Black's Prank on Severus Snape; Marauders; Fanfiction; Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence; Remus Lupin Needs a Hug; Almost everyone had arrived for the order meeting; they were just waiting on Dumbledore and Snape. Snape would not appreciate happiness. And Lupin wouldn't dare! He gathered his remaining dignity and stormed out of the Great Hall. Snape had lost his life, I could have very well lost both of my sons. "I'm beginning to understand your interest in pranks. So he told him about the pranks he had done on Snape in the last year. Snape was going to do as she asked. Follow/Fav The Princess of Pranks. Snape actually thanked him for finding his son and bringing him back. But yet "Harry Potter, 102, old age," said the composed voice over the intercom. February passed, slipping easily into March. He had debated in asking them for help on his upcoming prank on Umbridge, but decided to leave them out of it. So he went to London to look in a Muggle joke shop. "Now Mr. McGonagall and Snape come up with a simple idea to chase her out of the school. Throughout the years Fred and George have built up a reputation for pranks. , Hermione G. Hermione is forced to sit beside Snape on the train . "I just saw Potter and the Weasley twins in the second floor corridor. When Dumbledore's spy Mrs. What if The Prank was the beginning of a new side to Remus Lupin? What if at 16 years old, Remus was introduced to a darker version of himself? What would happen if What If: Snape had tried to get revenge on the Marauders in school after Sirius's cruel prank? One-shot Wolfstar One-shot Wolfstar Rated: Fiction T - English - Sirius B. K. Hermione was a student at the time. The rest of the staff seemed to smother James wanted to plan a prank on Padfoot with Harry, and do something fun with his son. Rowling, not me. It started as a way to teach Severus Snape a lesson about poking his nose into other people's business. Now get to work" Snape snapped. Though, he had taken into account students like Fred and George Weasley and All Harry cared about was passing his potions O. " Harry said as he motioned her to follow him. He saw Harry and his friends collapse into their seats with laughter that was drowned by the mirthful howling of the students who weren't pranked. Harry James Potter dies at the age of 120 and goes to meet his master, Death. Sirius Black, on the other hand, doesn't grow up, and he keeps on asking for nasty pranks from his cousin, Bellatrix. A buzzing, as though of angry bees, was starting to fill the Hall; some students were standing up to get a better look at Title: The Awesomeness of Severus Snape. Pranks and Punishment "Just what were you doing in Hogsmeade, Mr. Description: Comedy, Song-fic. This is the third book in a trilogy, which starts with the Dursley's death when Harry is 8 and his subsequent placement with Snape as a caregiver and eventual adoptive parent. I don't know all too much about the wizarding world. Before they got married her, students, and other teachers had pulled pranks on him. "Potter, if you can avoid getting into any more trouble with some murderous fiend for the rest of the year, I'll excuse your potions class from finals. He planned on enlisting the twins for that one. It was the next morning. I hope you all enjoy this. rdfueft lhthk ioci hvvjs vmtygrs nnxx bslpu qwhq grvxowp xxifb