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Harry potter drunk marriage fanfiction Hermione woke up early the next morning. Lucius, even at the age of seventeen, knew he needed Narcissa. He felt relief because he wouldn't return to his personal hell until Before I knew it, Lucius and I had been married for a whole month. The vaulted hall was ready, tall candles casting shadows into the folds of the rich plum velvet wall-hangings, polished mahogany chairs with silver name plates neatly set in rows, and the two stone steps at the front polished and waiting for their actors to take centre stage. you're a prat. "There you have it, folks," Bagman's voice boomed. Marriage Law Fic. From there, the two stayed far away from Harry's broken marriage and talked about whatever topic came up. Harry/Bellatrix, quasi-harem for a reason but H/B/N overall. Authors' notes: This was written for the Hermione Big Bang, in celebration of Hermione's 30th birthday. "Yes Harry I, Hermione Granger want to have a child from you, Harry Potter" said Hermione "But why m. and Miss Ginny Molly Weasley. She just couldn't stay in the house any longer. With Uncle Orion dead, as Heir, you are the next Lord Black, should you accept the title. She was blushing, slightly. Harry was prone to beat himself up for not being Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts. By: anonymous23. " HARRY POTTER . " Harry sighs. "One of the advantages of marrying into the Potter-Black-Greengrass clan. The priest then said the final line, "Ladies and Gentleman, I give you Lord and Lady, Harry and Daphne Potter of the Most Ancient and Noble House of Potter. Bellatrix finds baby Harry left with the muggles & discovers his unusual accidental magical trait, one that she finds Very Appealing. Wondering the empty streets of London late at night, Harry Potter sighed as he walked, hands in the Story is unavailable for reading. FanFiction | unleash Books Harry Potter. ] - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,984 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 5/19 'And now, on to the marriage contracts for Mr. This tag belongs to the Unsorted Tag Category. Fremione. "I need to find this girl. Site: Archive of Our Own | Fandoms: Harry Potter-J. When Sirius got plane tickets and a hotel room for Harry and Remus to got to Vegas, harry was excited. Current Owner: Harry James Potter, Heir of Ancient and Most Noble House of Potter. He then patted the huge amount of paperwork that was apparently Harry's marriage contracts. Terms of Service. She survived and knew they would come after her and those she had come to love. "On your orders. But then he gets pulled into a contract. " "Well, then, to getting drunk and losing all our money," said Ginny raising the next shot glass with Harry and then downing the liquid quickly. Did he even know? Was it possible Harry Potter had no idea they were to be married one day? "Knock Knock!" “Mix-ups, mayhem, and a gay wedding (and a really drunk Snape)!”-~*~-A Drowsy Chaperone-based Harry Potter AU that’s so far removed from canon that it’s not even pretending. That is until a marriage contract flips everything on its head. People were beginning to comment on it. He was known as among the more aloof of the Claws, more of a loner than a leader. If Harry's hands weren't still on him he might have fallen over immediately. RSVP The Burrow. Come in to read stories and fanfics that span multiple fandoms in the Harry Potter and Supergirl universe. it was his first holiday out of the UK. All allowances except to Harry James Potter was to cease immediately. Thank you in advance for reading this. ' Harry's green eyes are stern and he knows from looking at them that any arguement would be futile. "Surely you can't be serious," she replied as she finished off her drink. He pushed past Harry and pointed his wand at the door. He had made an effort to stay home more, which I appreciated, but I was still very upset with him. his fifth year was a disaster and he felt he deserved a break. Vault 687 (Main Potter Vault – Monetary Possessions, Jewels and Gems, Misc. Things escalate a bit from there. Hermione was pretty drunk by now, and wasn't Story title: The Unfortunate Fan fiction universe: Harry Potter Setting: The events of the story begin (and diverge from canon, becoming AU) right after Harry's fifth year at Hogwarts. It was a two-story apartment: the kitchen, living room, ½ bathroom and balcony were in the first floor and the bedrooms and their private bathrooms were in the second floor. Chaperon Remus was - Harry must be involved in a marriage contract (Accepted) - James and whomever he made the contract with must be drunk when the contact is drawn up (Accepted) - James and whomever Harry is living as normal of a life he can. "I no longer feel pain!" Harry cheered, exalting in his self-delusions. Harry is blackmailed into a marriage of convenience with Daphne Greengrass. Unrequited Bellatrix/Rodolphus. " "I'm sorry that you find obeying our master's orders boring. Instead of trying to prove to Hermione that she'd made the right decision marrying him, he'd stormed off and gotten so drunk he'd ended up sleeping with another witch, their former classmate, Lisa Turpin. "I never had a crush on anyone famous. AN: So here's the first chapter of the winner of the poll. She didn’t even care about the wedding night part. He left shaking his head and returned to the library where he had been reading prior to Potter's intrusion. Er, that's why And with that, amidst the proud smile of Parvati, the approving nod from Harry and the startled look from Ron, Hermione stood gracefully and went to stand by her because-she-was-drunk-and-got-married-to -him-by-accident husband of one day (who used to pick on her when she was his student) while he bared down on Neville Longbottom who had FanFiction | unleash Books Harry Potter. - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Status A/N: Dear all, I'm back with my third Snarry fic which follows a Harry-and-Severus-are-forced-to-marry-each-other plotline. This wasn't how she had imagined life would go; she should be skiing in the Alps with her parents right now, not packing up what was left of their lives. Warnings: Slash, rape, unwilling sex, slight violence. "I never hated Snape. Specifically, into my answer to the Blood Brandy Vegas Challenge, which will forcefully introduce Harry to the DC Universe just when a number of sidekicks and younger heroes are getting a little antsy with the current status quo. , Ginny W. Harry gets married said marriage stays intact or is binding. Language: Las Vegas Wedding; Blood Brandy's Harry Potter's Vegas Vacation Challenge; Fluff; Magically Powerful Harry Potter; Dazai and Chuuya got drunk married in Las Vegas four years ago. Hermione looked down at the letter in her hands, not seeing what was really there. "Dobby will get you something to eat. Privacy. Known Heroine or villainess was replaced by a teenage witch version. Unfortunately, Magical divorce isn't as easy as the Muggle version, and when the papers get Bellatrix dismissed this with a wave of her hand as she too sat on the opposite side of her sister. Hermione gets someone unlikely and emotional chaos ensues. It's our longest fic yet, and as it's finished, we'll be uploading it chapter by chapter but hopefully pretty Thirdly, there will be spoilers for the Harry Potter books, and for Harley Quinn. Monetary Documents) Total Monetary Fortune: 35,734,710 Galleons, 12 Sickles, 4 Knuts Ginny gets drunk for the first time at Bill and Fleur's wedding - Her brothers have to look after her (This is written as if the wedding was never interrupted) Rated: Fiction K - English - Humor/Family - Ron W. "But that means-"Draco starts, "yep, I got bonded in Vegas, while drunk, to a girl whose face I cannot remember. Now, neither can harm the other. The Burrow goes wedding planning mad as the pair get to know each other while coping with the unexpected pregnancy. He grew up in the muggle world so seeing marriage contracts in front of him was overwhelming. Not protesting, Harry wrapped his arm around my stomach, pulling me close. ) The catch is Harry doesn't realize that the Best Man's function is actually important in the Wizarding world. " Harry let out a sigh, again something Dumbledore should have told him. " Blaise pointed out. Ron had protected Harry not only from others, but at times, himself. Saturday, the 28th of June. Severus used a spell to change Potter's clothes into pajamas and tucked him in. "You know I'm right, Greengrass," Hermione muttered, slamming her book shut and turning to her friend. Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 196,069 Mr. We discovered the contract on her seventeenth birthday, as we looked for a safeguard during the height of the war. A/N: This story is AU and Harry gets drunk while in Las Vegas. Does not include the two last Harry Potter books though it borrows a few elements from them. /?/?/?) Chapter 1: Prologue. Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or its characters from the franchise. " Luna spoke. One of a collection of possible sequels to Harry Potter and the method of double-tap. "I'd say I'd be happy to drink you, but that might make Harry jealous. A/N This is the first chapter of my second story The Benefits. Not when the Dark Lord had been so invested in him. I should state for the record that as Harry Potter was a minor at the time, the magical contract could have been stopped and Harry Potter kept out of the dangerous tournament. 'So, I can finish up the interviews for potential wives. Then came the comments from two-thirds of the golden trio, Albus Dumbledore and the two husbands-to-be in question. Harry was heading back from yet another detention with the foul pink Umbridge, when a girl – a blonde girl ran over to him, her school robes flapping. Drunken Confession. Present are Lily and James Potter and Helen and Richard Granger. Celebrating Women: Gwenog Jones (character) Ginny Weasley. Evans makes twelve-year-old Lily a promise to never let her marry James Potter. This contract is being made September 12, 1981. Harry Potter sighed A Witch and an Amazon Walk into a Bar A response to Blood Brandy's Vegas Vacation Challenge. This meeting will be at 10 After the Battle of Hogwarts, the surviving members of Dumbledores Army try to move on and put their lives back together. Resolution Evolution: Writing Task 2. ~0~ "You're incredibly pretty, you know. Harry/Mandy Brocklehurst. ray id: php-api At some point we went to a wedding chapel and, in a double ceremony, Luna married Diana, and I married Harry. This is Harry James Potter a 16-year-old wizard from Britain and he wasn't doing to well right now. The date for Daphne's marriage to Harry Potter draws ever closer. She brought clarity to his life. "The Potter ring. Granger tried to pull her husband back down to his seat but he was so drunk that he missed the chair and landed on the floor. It had been taken directly from Harry Potter's own pensive and used as battle scenario teaching tool at the Auror Academy. Voldemort is well and truly dead. And I got to thinking, what if James had gotten drunk and signed a marriage contract for Harry, one that married him to the wrong witch. However, Bellatrix intended to spend the majority of the reception drunk in order to make the rounds of greeting the relatives somewhat easier. Seated beside her at the bar was Draco Malfoy, a man who had long considered her beneath him. The quill in Draco's hand paused for just a second before Harry turned the lights off by waving his wand at the light switch. Harry Potter and The Chance Meeting. Forbidden: Daphne is marrying you and will be Lady Black, which will fulfill the requirement of marrying a pureblood to continue the Black line," Harry and Daphne nodded, "you must marry a muggle-born to come into the Potter fortune," another two nods, "and for the last line there's no specifics in who you marry" Hermione finished. Lady Narcissa Cassiopeia Potter-Black, Chapter 2. This fic will be 24 chapters Really not drunk at all. She rolled over on her side , with her back to the bathroom door, so she is looking at him. The only person he feels even a shred of connection to This is Harry Potter done the DC waysort of. Tebo (character) Harry Potter. at Hattie's Wizard's Hall, Diagon Alley. The wizarding world in Britain could not survive without it. They had informed their friend that they were stepping back from the Order business and to If not available it is to go done lesser lines. Harry and Sirius have to cope with Harry getting entangled in another unexpected Marriage contract. Hermione had never expected to wake up on New Year's Day married, especially not to HIM. Author's Note: This was written as a birthday present for jaye (jayejaye78). Harry Potter awoke feeling like he had just had a wonderful dream. Cookies. Neville Longbottom is the BWL. Rosmerta had been the first person to befriend the haggard and confused wizard that was Harry James Potter. Spells,books,letters, television,and Memories (a/n Based on the Harry Potter's Las Vegas challenge made by Bloody Brandy. The Marriage Contract was null and void while the Dowry was to be returned. 'What!' He shrieked in a girly voice. " It was said almost conversationally. Harry and his bride must be married by his 15th birthday She had always been the youngest. Bellatrix Black was ready to be married. That was part of the problem. " Harry thought to himself. your grandmother and at one time my best friend. Follow/Fav What happens when Hermione Granger gets drunk. Harry's faith in Albus is shattered, he's taking the words of that lying journaliste to heart. Chapter 1: First Additions. Whether the rest of the courtroom was simply surprised, shocked into silence by the brashness of the declaration, or aghast at the possibility of seeing their "national hero" (a title which still had the power to cause Harry to shake his head in disbelief, given the shots he had -Harry gets married by an Elvis impersonator. "Good morning. , Daphne G. He had been extremely distant with her, and this had made Hermione uncomfortable. Blood Status: Pureblood. Lord Potter has requested a meeting with us in order to meet you and your Aunt, Madam Amelia Bones. Pairings: Sirius/Harry and a bit of Harry/Draco. he was a roaring drunk with a hell of a lot of money). " Angelina said suddenly. Severus was standing in the corner, glaring at anyone who came near him. HarryxHermione. So with help from Amoria Zabini and the Goblins (Marzanna wishes to avoid unneeded bloodshed and destroying the Wizarding world), they escape to the Elemental Countries. Chapter 1. Chapter One: Harry. Summary: After a drunken one night stand, bushy-haired bookworm Hermione Granger finds out that she is pregnant to none other than Master of Apathy Draco Malfoy. "Wow" was all Harry could say as he saw a ravishing looking Hermione in her white, strapless wedding gown, her hair straigher than usual, tied in a loose bun, tiara in her hair and her make up done to perfection. "But you don't look so good. A marriage offers binding and ancient magic powerful enough to override the prophecy. Mentions of past rape. He did not understand what this was all about. James and whomever he made the contact with cannot remember, and hence tell anyone, about the contract. After one particularly vicious row, when an upset Hermione had told Ron she regretted marrying him, Ron had made the biggest mistake of his life. "Thanks, Ginha, ha, gin," giggled Hermione. However, the new Marriage and Family laws make it nearly impossible to get an annulment. He also enjoys the Supergirl TV Series. "I think I am," he said uncertainly. Harry, Hermione, Ron, and Ginny drank. "Yes, and we wrote the contract even though you rejected me flat out when I said I wanted to "Leave them alone Ro," Poppy said, somewhat amused and somewhat pained. A King, A Flower and an Angel 1. There was no room for discussion. Harry had the core classes of Transfiguration, Charms, Defensive and Offensive Magic, Potions, World History and Politics on his schedule next to Quidditch. They kissed for about 3 seconds after which Harry broke the kiss taking a step back. Cette fiction a été écrite alors que le tome 7 de Harry Potter n'était pas encore sorti et ne prend en compte que les quatre premiers livres. Drunk. It will be a dark Harry story, but he will not be evil or side with Voldemort. With new relationships and strong allies The House of Potter will prosper under Harry James Potter. Because Harry/Ginny is very weird, Harry/Slash is not my thing, and there are too many Harry/Hermione. Date of Birth: July 31st. Harry Potter took Dumbles places as Leader of the Light by entering Politics and Business, it a classic Harry Potter Marriage Law that focuses on Harry and his lady story and their struggles of course there will be twist. I do not any of the Harry Potter characters. Follow/Fav An accidental marriage. "Hermione I've got three kids, Lily is nearly four! I'm a father, I've been married to her for twelve years. The one person who Slytherins loathed above all others. After they finished the last of the wine, Daphne thought it would be a good idea to break out the vodka. Written for MioneWazlib's 30 Words or Less Challenge on the HPFC. Chapter 10 : Wolfsbane, Fights and Drunk. A new ministry law states that an unmarried pureblood and muggleborn are to be married. He was twenty-six, of course that was still quite young, wizarding middle age was about sixty-five but it was customary to marry young. " Dobby bounced up and down excitedly. 19. M for a reason. Unexpected Happiness. Back in Harry's office, he looked at Hermione sadly. - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,191 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 4/20/2024 Fic has been completed prior to publishing—new chapters on Mondays and Thursdays. " Harry and Hagrid walked up to a goblin pouring over a ledger. The hall was beautiful. (A) Help. "You're probably right. Harry Potter comes in before season 1. Pairing: SS/HP, not romantically. Harry Potter and Supergirl crossover fanfiction archive with over 1 stories. Albus Dumbledore had no more rights to control Harry James Potter in any way. The lyrics to the song "L-O-V-E" belong to Nat King Cole. He used a levitation spell to move Harry to the bed in the spare room. The scene was unmistakable. Harry tried to stand up straight, get his wand out and hold his handkerchief around his bleeding hand all at the same time. Evil too. Everything is canon up to a certain point - Voldemort is dead, Harry is still alive, Dumbledore, Snape and everyone else who died in the Great War is dead, except Fred "Voldemort imperiused me into marrying Rodolphus Lestrange the night I was arrested, but it became null and void when the Ministry realized that I hadn't done it of my own free will," Bellatrix finally admitted, "I'd rather be wed to the Potter boy rather than having to deal with that elitist scumbag on a nightly basis. Father: James Fleamont Potter. By: Dorothea Greengrass. " Hermione shrugged. "Shut it, Potter, you're drunk. Annul the marriage and, on my magic, I Fantastic Beasts and How to Collect Them: 180. 'Should have been nicer to her first time around. 'Wow' he thinks. Potter, Harry, may I introduce to you Dorea Potter. Harley Quinn, Harry Potter, and the characters and scenarios are property of their respective owners. Now that that's done and over with, I appreciate you guys reading. Bloody charmer. "Two days, Harry. It came out fiercer than I wanted, because Harry's slightly cowering. "What the bloody hell is a marriage contract The third part of my version of the Harry Potter books. Harry never saw the look of shock evident on their faces. "Well, looks like we're stuck here," Harry said dubiously. " "Bloody hell. Harry blinked; he'd been staring at the blank white paper for five minutes. "Come to Vegas, Harry. ray id: php-api Account Report – Ancient and Most Noble House of Potter. Hermione Granger groaned as she placed a hand on her forehead, her head pounding in the morning light shining in her face. "Tough week, Harry?" Harry opened an eye to glare balefully at the older man. He fell flat on his face for a moment before snoring. Ron had gone straight to Grimmauld Place it seemed, and somehow convinced Harry and Ginny that the whole mess was her fault, and from there, it hadn't been hard for Ron to get Rita Skeeter on board, and by the time June rolled around, Hermione's status as a respected war heroine and MLE officer for Elfish wellbeing was shot publicly. But as the new school year approaches everyone is forced to figure out what they want for themselves now that they have a choice. A/N: I know that it is a much used storyline, but this is my attempt at a Marriage Law fic. Non English Language. 1973. " Vanishing Harry's glass from his weakening grip and moving aside the box concealing Harry's 'wedding tackle', Fleur snuggled in close to the Chosen One and began gently stroking his crotch, purring appreciatively at the mass of flesh rapidly swelling beneath his clothing. Harry woke up lazily in a white bed. Maybe they can save Harry, from a fate worse than death. It took them all of thirty minutes to find/break into the Black family liquor vault, over twenty thousand square Lordships, Marriage and Manipulations. ~o~ 'Why are we at the bank, Harry. /Susan B. Harry hated the way she was looking at him and blurted out something he wished he didn't. She cleared her throat and stood from her chair. Severus, Harry, Voldemort forced to marry. Not everyone's on Hermione's side though. Read and Review. Harry's bride must be someone he doesn't know well, if at all. Malfoy and the rest of them won't be happy to let us work. "Well at this rate, I could say Marry me to avoid being stuck with them and it would be the best proposal. Harry and Lupin take a trip to Vegas. Extension of Hardly Romance. A younger and bloodied Harry Potter and Neville Longbottom in a fight for their lives. the surrounding rocks a rich and deep red but that was not the focus of the painting. I do not own Harry Potter or Supergirl, they are owned by WB, and I do not make money from this story. Ginny was famous for marrying Harry and becoming a Holyhead Harpies Quidditch team star member. "Whoops, sorry 'Mione. But what happens when you're 15? August 3rd, 2060, 63 years to the day later, Harry Potter married Daphne Greengrass for the second time. The Word count is 1,852 words. " "Anytime Master Harry Potter sir!" "We should get married. Marriage is a beautiful thing, when you are aware of it. Potter!' The Goblin gave its best smile that made a portrait of a baby behind Tonks, Harry and Remus cry. Rated M. ' Pansy said with a smile, there was a chance she could marry Harry frickin Potter. "How did you know I was here. "One, two, three. Post Hogwarts,2000. Hermione noticed how Harry looked and could tell he wasn't feeling great. " Before Harry could finish the sentence she kissed him suddenly giving another big shock to Harry. Rated M for sexual situations, language and violence. Merde. " Madam Bones stated. , George W. The contract is agreed upon by Sirius Orion Black and Edgar Ronald Bones. Bonne lecture. Harry Potter has grown up in the Muggle World for 20 years and has seen the films and read the books. Rated: Fiction M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Daphne G. Start Ravenclaw Challenge Shiny Collecting: First Magical Lesson (crack pairing) Harry/Broomstick . ' Ginny asked as they sat at the table. But a discussion during the Order meeting rubs her the wrong way and she hatches a plan with Remus and Sirius. Prompt #674: "Can you do one where they see each other at a muggle bar after the war, and they are both just so drunk, and then Draco confesses to Harry that he had a crush on him forever. Harry tripped over his feet and stumbled into one of the frozen Death Harry Potter and the Wizarding World are the property of Joanne Rowling. , Scorpius M. M for conversations featuring adult content and to stay on the safe side but noting explicit. Harry stumbled to his feet, swaying unsteadily, everyone was clapping, and Ginny pulled him up the steps to the boy's dorms. Comment if you want more! Author notes will she tapped the frame with her wand. ' It was certain. Summary: Remus and/or Bill ask Harry to be the Best Man at their wedding. "No, I know you would never run away," he said quietly. " Draco fell silent, staring at his hands in shock. The blunt declaration caused the courtroom to descend into stunned silence. "Then I shall teach you. Obviously Fred survived the Hogwarts Battle. ] - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,026 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 6/28/2015 - Published: 5/3/2015 - id: 11224749 The next morning at breakfast Harry was handed the morning paper by one of the elves, he quickly read the main headline 'Another amazing twist in the ongoing story of the boy who lived' 'Ginevra Weasley ex girlfriend of Harry Potter was today sentenced to In a post-war wizarding world, Harry Potter, now a struggling Auror, is thrust into a new assignment investigating peculiar incidents linked to the enigmatic Whispering Vault. linkffn(The Forgotten Contract by James Spookie). Pairings/characters: Harry/Tonks, Harry/Fleur or Harry/Tonks/Fleur. linkffn(The Contract by Harry nodded. He pulled at the handle but the door wouldn't budge. Harry Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,094 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 78 - Updated: Marriage Law Fic: The War is over! The Golden Trio all return for their seventh year, but there’s a surprise in "Ginny-" started Harry, but the redhead had already pushed another glass of Firewhisky (Did Ginny just silently conjure a glass after downing a bottle and a half of Firewhisky?, wondered Harry) to Hermione. I vaguely noticed that it was electricity, but that didn't bother me. Hermione's world is shattered when she recieves an invitation to Ron and Lavender's wedding. Further proof that Harry Potter was destined to die alone somewhere, probably fighting a dark wizard like the good little scapegoat the wizarding world wanted him to be. I have a proposition for you. -Harry gets married by an Elvis impersonator-The Potter Luck strikes, Harry, while drunk, won a LOT of money at the casinos, and is in a comp-ed room when he wakes up. Pairings leaning towards canon, but not entirely so. The son who has always loved and respected her who cared for, loved, and played with his siblings. The wedding of Harry and Ginny. , Amelia B. " The wedding party left the "Famous Blacksmith's Shop" and headed towards a restaurant that was circled on their map. Top. "Ron loved a version of me, maybe if I'd stayed sixteen and hormonal we've had made it but, alas. Thanks for supporting this story to where it currently is. "I know that this just kind ofhappened and we didn't exactly plan any of itthat we can remember anyway. For eight glorious weeks he had been free to be a normal teenager. Now, years latter, his children are on the way to Hogwarts, and his wife has a conversation with her sisters. So, stop freaking out, and just get on with being revoltingly in love, it's fine. he prayed that nothing would happen, but, knowing his luck, something The apartment was great for two people. I will not be able to update this story as often as I did with the other two – perhaps twice a week. His mother was an Evans before she married," explained Amelia. He knew it so very well. [HIATUS!]Deliciously Dark. This is Harry's third year at Hogwarts and I'm upping the rating because of the language. He goes out drinking with Amelia Bones brother, the Head of the Bones family, and meaning to write a contract between Susan and Harry, the two drunks accidently make a contract between Amelia and Harry. Severus did believe Harry was a miniature version of James Potter and An hour later, they were both rather drunk and laughing over the latest owl to come in- this particular winner insisted she would make a brilliant housewife. ' We're not a good match, that's why I didn't marry him. " "He loved you, you know," Harry said looking at her sadly. " -Harry gets married by an Elvis impersonator-The Potter Luck strikes, Harry, while drunk, won a LOT of money at the casinos, and is in a comp-ed room when he wakes up. Take a glimpse at their lives as When Harry Potter defeats Voldemort, he finds himself unable to cope with the overwhelming emotions left in the wake of the battle. Clever as they come, the goblins, but not the most friendly of beasts. The fact that the man was constantly drunk and openly whored all across the city also deeply upset his sense of morality, and led more credence for him to believe Harry has so many scars, I wish I could take him away from all of this. " Bellatrix laughed, "Hardly! I was doing exactly what She was pretty sure that Harry wasn't inexperienced but he had yet to commit to someone. Everyone else drank happily. The pairing will be Harry/Daphne. All art in sidebar belongs to Arishatistic, Hastyhand, and Jabulous. /N. I am a long time fan of Harry Potter stories but have serious misgivings on the last two books. 'I thought you did. She has the ring of the Lady Potter to be. All of Harry's friends were married by now; he was the only single one left. Not I 'want' or I 'would like. Harry didn't even notice that with Voldemort's entrance, all activity of the rest of the school, teachers, students and the handful of Order members that were rounding up the frozen Death Eaters, ground to a halt. Potter," said Ginny. It was necessary. "These are marriage documents. And believe it or not, 365 days ago was the first time I ever experienced Harry Potter. " the portrait lit up with a castle background, the castle seemed to be almost embedded into the mountainside it was on. to the wedding of . This marriage contract is between Harry James Potter and Hermione Jean Granger. There was a girl in it, he was sure of that, he just couldn't seem to remember who exactly the girl was. That honor belongs to JK Rowling. Demanding. 12 year old Harry Potter slumped down at the bar and rested his head on his folded arms, shortly followed by his pale, black-robed adversary. I am surprised Dumbledore hasn't been teaching you Harry, House Potter was a political power house and is one of the few most Ancient and Most noble houses left. A Drarry Oneshot. The distribution will began in 1 week, unless a proper pair is already decided to marry and produce an hier which will have to be produced in I need to marry Narcissa. Challenge Fic. Hermione simply smiled "Hey, Harry" she said, with a huge grin on her face. Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance - [Narcissa M. "Oh. This tag has not been marked common and can't be filtered on (yet). We're loaded," Daphne added, grinning at Hermione who scowled in response. Hermione goes partying for Ginny's hennight, gets drunk and wakes up married to someone unexpected. Scavenger Hunt: 3. It’s a ridiculous concept of “Harry Potter characters in The Drowsy Chaperone” that Hermione ran to his aid, knowing Muggle medical techniques on how to stop a stroke, but Harry popped up, accidentally nailing her with his elbow. Unfortunately, Magical divorce isn't as easy as the Muggle version, and when the papers get Harry Potter had abruptly arrived and been Sorted into Ravenclaw. Harry and Hermione meet at Hogwarts and become friends. -The Potter Luck strikes again, Harry and his wife have to fight someone before they even leave Vegas, and win quickly thanks to Harry. To do so would be loss of life and or magic for the entire house. Muggles can do some damn clever stuff. Why is it when you're drunk you come up with the greatest ideas! Well they aren't really great, especially when your father and his best friend, forget they did this and it comes back to bite you squarely in the ass. The one before said she would make acceptable children with her intelligence. It had been noted, but then shrugged off. Also, I do NOT OWN anything from Grimm or Harry Potter, merely writing my own FAN fiction of the two together. The corner of Draco's mouth twitched, his cheeks taking on a tinge of heat. " Drunk as she was, Hermione Granger couldn't help but laugh at the outrageous proposal. When Harry Potter turns fifteen, and is suddenly granted the rest of his inheritance, life finally seems to be back on his side. Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter had equally good claims to the Black Family fortune. She wouldn't have done anything like it, no matter how drunk she had been She had never felt this well rested before, even after a crazy drunken night. , Tracey D. Panicking, he leaves before his newfound spouse wakes up. There was no hint of emotion or All objects taken without the express permission from a Potter was to be returned. " he could already see Sirius's reaction to this the man would probably so proud of Harry for marrying the two but it wasn't his friends reaction When Tonks overhears Minister Fudge and Lucius Malfoy discussing a Marriage Law Bill for the Wizengamot, she takes the information to the Order of the Phoenix. Snape is incapable of expressing any noticeable emotion. They begin their lives as teenage parents and learn to live together and maybe even eventually fall in love? Read & Review. " "I'm quite sure half the female population will claim it was them, to get their hands on you and the Malfoy fortune. " "Am not," Potter replied, his voice coming out mulish. "Think about it, the Weasleys and the Potters both married young, but that doesn't mean you have to. :D Happy birthday, Hermione! We thought we'd tackle a cliché with a twist. You are cordially invited. Reluctantly joining forces with Draco Malfoy, a respected potions master with knowledge of dark magic and arcane artifacts, Harry delves into a world of hidden truths and "Gran says I need to know all this stuff for when I become head of house Longbottom. "Good Lord, Potter! Where've you been sleeping The subreddit for discussions about the Harry and Hermione pairing in the Harry Potter universe. Feels rather slapdash, like the author had the idea, but didn't want to spend a lot of time on it. Crack/Humor story. (If both it is a double wedding. Just ask Harry Potter. A/N: This idea originated as part of my Harry Potter Story Fluffle fic, a collection of first chapters of possible stories, and it's the first to graduate to become a full story (the original draft is still there, if you want to go back and compare). Wool gathering and day dreaming had never really been her thing, until recently. Chained. It looks like the thief was Grindlewald. Disclaimer: Harry Potter belongs to JKR. -Harry has to get married to a super, Villain or hero is your choice, Harry and Daphne find themseves trapped in a hasty marriage after a drunken night, and there is no way out. By: LanaDrama. Hermione is quite the opposite. A parallel universe to Harry Potter and the unwanted marriage contract. "Mr. The realization that he was in fact, a time traveler, and not in some sort of extended lucid hallucination, had not gone very - Harry and his bride must receive between one years and one month notice of the deadline to marry (Denied)- If harry and his bride do not marry, their lives and magic will be forfeited (Accepted) Recommended - Harry/Amelia Bones (Accepted) - Harry/Andromeda Tonks - Harry/Gwenog Jones - Pregnancy (Accepted) Addition:-Harry/Narcssa Malfoy First off, and I'm afraid that I'm going to lose like half of everybody when I say this, but I this will never be Harry/Slash, Harry/Hermione, or Harry/Ginny. Harry blinked blearily back up at Draco as the man approached, not quite seeing as he swayed slightly in his seat. Harry was out cold. There he lay battered and broken lost in sea of pain caused by the love and discipline of the Dursleys but in truth it was no more than their hate and loathing of him simply because he can use magic. As Lord Black, it is well within your power to annul my marriage to Rodolphus. "Harry," Draco yells while shaking him, "Harry! What ring?!" Draco screams finally getting Harry to snap out of it. 'I was pissed at you. "I never knew my mother. "I'm gonna drunk-dial Voldemort. Everything in his life so far was focused toward the war. Harry Potter, a superhero, and a supervillain walk into a bar. By: Cheringin. " Dobby stopped jumping and nodded enthusiastically. The next morning, we found out that Harry broke the bank at the MGM Grand, and stopped a robbery in progress at the Bellagio. I hope you will enjoy it - This wedding ceremony must be unique to that creature's culture - Said magical creature must be sentient, this means no b*** - No Harry/Male pairings - Harry's wife must be accepting of the Marriage, and attempt to get Harry accepting - Harry must eventually accept the marriage as binding - NO Harry/Multi. Draco shrugged and sighed. You need a vacation, Harry. "I never wanted to know Harry before I Books Harry Potter. " Because Prophecies are tricky things. AN: This is my first Harry Potter fanfiction and I hope all you of enjoy my work. RECOMENDED: - FemHarry and FemSlash Mr Greengrass' lip curled bitterly, 'Believe it or not, not everyone wants their daughter married off to Harry Potter. She made him promise to make sure he got the help he needed. Ginny, Lavender, Hermione and Pavarti drank. Things then take a turn for the strange. Voldemort was back and no one believed Harry, the boy who lied as they now called him. by. , Hermione G. Rope Around My Neck. Besides the idea of laying down sounded pretty good just now. Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance they all saw how drunk Harry had been and were all re-leaved to learn that he had not You and Hermione Granger have been selected to marry," says the Headmaster. "Dobby we need something to eat. It had been now two days since the incident. Follow/Fav Marriage, Babies and Hatred. At first we're going to see a very canon-esque Harry (depressed, pushes people away, etc) Books Harry Potter. " Neville said. A. " Harry Potter has no hope of ending Lord Voldemort. " Narcissa said, opening hers and reading it aloud, Lord Harrison James Potter-Black . Mr. Disclaimer: If I owned Harry Potter Hedwig and Fred would never have died. -Harry (or Fem!Harry's) wife was completely (or at least mostly) sober when they were married-Harry (or Fem!Harry) gets married by an Elvis impersonator-The Potter Luck strikes, Fem!Harry, while drunk, won a LOT of money at the casinos, and is in a comped room when she wakes up. Did something bad happen last night?" 'You could say that. UPDATED. Being Harry Potter didn't get him stared at 'Down Under' like it did in Britain. So it is a Harry Potter x DC animated universe. Follow/Fav The Marriage Decree. Alicia said. Enjoy! Wizarding Marriage is Forever. Harry Potter Drunk Vegas Marriage. " "So that would mean my children if I have any and their children and grandchildren wouldn't be able to marry for love either" Harry said disgustedly. she was the first one drunk. " On three, Harry and Fleur both felt a tug behind their navels as they vanished from the maze and reappeared at the entrance. n Disclaimer I own nothing of Harry Potter all rights to their respective owners. Follow/Fav A Marriage of Convenience. Chapter One: Husband to Three. " "Oh, of course, Master Harry Potter Sir. What could possibly go wrong? (Harry P. Narcissa Malfoy discovers that the Boy Who Lived is the new Lord Black after Sirius dies in Azkaban. I'd also like to remind everyone that my version of the HP books will end with Harry/Hermione. net). They were both still naked under the covers, each sticking to their side of the bed. Summary: After a drunk night in Vegas, Harry wakes up in a strange hotel room, with a gold band on his finger that won't come off, no matter how hard he tries. Harry/Daphne. - Of course he did, he wouldn't be Harry if he didn't cause panic and mayhem wherever he went xD This would do it. She embarks on a mission to sabotage their relationship and break off their wedding, receiving help from an unlikely ally along the way. She thought it was a mad injustice that she was not allowed any mead or whiskey until after the ceremony. Anyone got a phone?" With the emancipation of Lord Harry James Potter, the Marriage Contract signed by your parents, Edgar and Cassandra Bones and James and Lily Potter you are hereby married and are now considered an adult by magical law. Dumbledore believes when he hands Harry potter over to the Dark lord as a spouse that every thing will work out for the better, what happens when Harry actually falls in love with his husband? Marriage, Mpreg, Slash. The requirements for this contract is that he is to be married by his 15th birthday (a slight rip in the parchment) and Must produce an heir with in a year. He realized that Dumbledore was playing games; games that left Harry as an outcast, Sirius as a wanted man and the wizarding world at his mercy. Our eagle owl, Serafina, brought me the mail one very cold March morning. Check "Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone" for more information. " Harry just smiled faintly in response. Harry stood back with his arms folded scowling at the door. She hadn't, because she decided to save herself for the marriage though, when she did, she had never imagined the wedding would be delayed for almost five years, with both of them dealing with emergency after emergency as they somehow led Magical Britain back to peace. It took just a second for his stunned mind to absorb the picture. With a bit of behind-the-scenes politicking, Potter would inherit, and his wife would be his beneficiary, which meant that Panderus was only a bit of politicking, a marriage, and an untimely death from getting his hands on the Black fortune. "I am," said Harry, "Along with myself, it will make losing all this money that much easier. Not at all. Please, support the official release. How will they cope with that? Warnings: underage drinking, probably a lemon or Harry's Drunken Marriage :the Rise of the Neo Marauders . ' I sit beside him, draw his wand from his hands and keep it on the bedside table. Hagrid answered, "They're goblins Harry. And only because of three drunken men. The snake-like man stopped with a stunned look on his face. I will update my KHR fic sometime tonight, so don't worry. She taught him it was okay to love. August 4th 2060, Harry Potter wakes up in bed with his wife. (Sirius) I Sirius Black enter the daughters of my house into marriage. Write a fic with the trope Accidentally Married/Bonded. Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter (57343) Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley (17164) Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley (16606) Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy (14886) Harry Potter/Severus Snape (13699) Sirius Black/Remus Lupin (11656) James Potter/Lily Evans Potter (8216) Hermione Granger/Harry Potter (7967) Harry Potter/Tom Riddle (7564) 'Well, if we want the best chance to have the best husband and sister wife. Ron also protected Harry, forever his best friend (even though he wouldn't admit it at times). He awoke while I was tending him and Hermione was reading the book she took from Bathilda's house. -The Potter Luck strikes again, Harry and his wife have to fight someone before they even leave Vegas "The door is locked," He said quietly. Summary: A drunken night of celebration. Tucking an unruly curl behind her ear Lily Potter sighed and shook her head to clear the cobwebs. (Edgar) Edgar Bones enter my beautiful (here he nodded off a bit as he was dictating) Amelia Bones into marriage. After Harry had introduced his charges to the 6th and 5th year, the Creevy's took a few pictures ~You kids will be able to show everyone you know Harry Potter ~ then helped Harry and the kids get all their luggage on the train. Harry remembered that Sirius had named him the new Lord Black and was the new Lord Potter, Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, Slithern, Pervell, Emerys and Hogwarts. " Books Harry Potter. K. " he says, but when he straightens up his head spins. Mother: Marina Holly Potter nee Abbott. His quill hovered over a half-filled form, a drop of mischievous ink threatening to smudge his paper. 'Look, Harry, you're drunk. " As Harry, Remus and Tonks began opening the mail they came to the discovery that they were all contracts for marriage. Quick note this is the very next day from chapter 1. Harry James Potter. Write a story over 3,000 words. "You must be subtle. The entire school watched as a Drunken Harry Potter stumbled towards the hat, holding a bottle in his hands and a dopey grin. This Fic is canon except for epilogue and of course, Snape lives, the tenacious bastard. This is a short story of the aftermath when Harry Potter is attempting his first few steps toward independence. Summary: They turned on her and tried to kill her. That's why you're kissing me. Draco's eyes widened. Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 In which Lily Evans is woken up by a drunk stranger at her door, also known as James Potter. What happens when he enters the Wizarding World and meets Kara? Bob Blunt is an original character. POV: Harry Potter Location: Las Vegas Nevada Point in timeline: summer after fifth year I was going to kill Tonks for dragging me here like this. Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,467 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 590 - The Goblet of Marriage. Potter is bloody drunk. Grandparnets: Paternal Fleamont Charlus Potter + Euphemia Potter nee Turner. Finally, this is a fan-written work. "Be still Sirius. By: destiny465. Good dreams for him were a bit rare nowadays what with the recent loss of his beloved godfather Sirius in the Department of Mysteries so it was a shame he couldn't really Harry can only take one wife so I don't mean you need to marry him yourself but Harry could sign an agreement that one of his descendents could choose to marry one of your descendents. Rated: Fiction T - English - Romance/Family - [Harry P. James and whomever he made the contract with must be drunk when the contact is drawn up. Sirius would want you to drunken!Harry; harry being drunk; Harry borracho; Harry Can’t Hold His Liquor; Harry gets crazy drunk; Harry gets drunk at a party; Harry gets drunk guys; harry is a fun drunk; Harry isn't drunk but he's definitely had a few; Harry Potter is drunk; Harry Pottter is a drunk; harrys a lightweight; harry’s a drunk mess; Pissed! Harry; really Response to Blood Brandy's harry Potter's Vegas Vacation Challenge. ' He frowns even more, looks confused. ". "I was poisoned by a basilisk," Harry grumbled. linkffn(The Mandatory Marriage Contract Fic by Itsme66). Tonks/Fleur D. , Narcissa M. Rated: Fiction M - English - Drama/Crime - Harry P. Hermione didn't say anything was looking at him intently. linkffn(Don't Mess With Harry Potter Sir by JackPotr). M. Books Harry Potter. Can they discover whose out to get them before it's too late? FW/HG. "When we were on the run, it was easy for you and Harry to be a married couple. By: Delilah Wise. I can seriously hear my mother's lectures Books Harry Potter. " For every single pureblood wizard or witch, they will be married to a muggle born witch or wizard by Ministry degree. Maternal Sigmond Ryan Abbott + Laura Jasmine Abbott nee Gamp. I am here to take Harry Potter to Disclaimer: Harry Potter and all things related to his universe belong to JK Rowling, not us. Harry/Susan Bones. He had drunk a lot at the Cannon's Club bar last night, and, well, there was an accident. Ok I won't get into a discussion about the series so here we go with my work. J'espère vraiment que vous l'aimerez autant que je l'ai aimée. Featuring: the bride, the groom, the family, the friends, the minister, the rest of the guest, and that one bloke sitting in the far left corner, getting piss drunkAhhhh, the free alcohol Rated: Fiction T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Rose W. They kiss briefly, and grin at the small group of friends and family "This time for real" says Daphne. I hope you all enjoy The Accidental (On Purpose) Marriage of Harry Potter and Broom Stroker. Making her way to the door, she turned as she opened it. Hereditas directus of: Amidst all this, Harry Potter sat at his huge brown desk, stacks of documents staring down at him. Pop Figures: Marvel Hulkbuster (trait) protective. Please don't take me too seriously. Warnings: Forced marriage, rape/noncon, underage, violence, mpreg, character death Rating: M Genre: Angst/tragedy Plot summary: The Dursley's abandon Harry "If I didn't know any better I'd say you were trying to get me drunk Mr. Daphne Greengrass was contractually obligated to marry the boy, and she had never even spoken a single word to him, not even to insult him. Story is unavailable for reading. Harry and Ginny were married and living in Grimmauld Place. Then another young woman was up in a black laced bra and panties. Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or Naruto. It was not the pain she was afraid of. Short, oneshot, not angsty. on. At least Amelia had believed so until being informed by her niece that Harry had taught and led a group devoted to defense, called the DA (that stood for the Defense Association, NOT Dumbledore's Sirius sat in Grimmauld place fuming; how could Dumbledore have let all this happen. Follow/Fav No Marriage of Convenience. In thanks, the four of us were given a massive suite for the week. Ten years later, Ginny forces her way back into his life when a murder occurs AU, EWE, romance with a side dish of mystery. Naturally, Daphne's childhood and best friend, Tracey Davis, takes her out to party for one last time. " Voldemort raised his hands placatingly. and. Chapter 2 – The Marriage Contract. But Dazai left the Port Mafia, and now Chuuya desperately wants a "Yes, on 31st October 1994, with his entrance into the Triwizard Tournament, without his magical guardian Albus Dumbledore stopping it. However, Harry Potter is still the main character of the story that becomes the primary figure of his generation in the fight against Voldemort. Please follow, fav and review Take 2 of this story once more to be notified of updates. The conditions of this marriage contract are as follows: Both James and Lily Potter must be dead. Every time his eyes averted to Hermione Granger : he would frown and look elsewhere. The side of the Light has won. S Pumpkin Pie, Harry x Hermione, and Harmony. Thanks James, thanks Sirius. You don't understand me. There is a magical Vegas, and it's pretty damn awesome. From Harry Potter, the couples' long time best friend. Follow/Fav A Wedding Affair. She decides to keep and groom him to be their next Dark Lord, and enlists the aid of Narcissa. Warning for innuendos, humanization of an inanimate object, and drunken craziness. " Hermione looked steadily at George. Warnings: Mentions of sexual content. 'So da scores are Neville 13, Harry 16, Luna 15, Lavender and Parvarti 22, Dean 25, Seamus 20, Me and Ron are tied for the lead at29' "But- was I really that drunk?" "You might've. Disclaimer: I don't own, nor do I make any money from Harry Potter. Harry James Potter will be a lord upon his wedding. The war is over. Best stay close. at 6 o'clock in the evening. At least that was his rationale as he watched the Goblet of Fire try and make its first selection. Harry wasn't exactly sure on how he had ended up living and working at the Three Broomsticks of all places. He goes out drinking with Amelia Bones brother, But in true Hangover fashion, Harry has too much to drink and blacks out, waking up a day or two laterwith a wedding ring. " Malfoy grunted softly as he pulled the man up, wrinkling his nose in absolute disgust as the smell assailed him. Unfortunately, Magical divorce isn't as easy as the Muggle version, and when the papers get Title: Sin City Wedding Chimes. By: Never have I ever backsassed Snape' Ron Hermione and Harry drank. Rowling, Power Girl And I got to thinking, what if James had gotten drunk and signed a marriage contract for Harry, one that married him to the wrong witch. The Potter brothers were busy trying to out-drink one another at the open bar, their cousin Fred and Frank Longbottom cheering them on, and the bride and groom- totally oblivious to the pandemonium around them- were feeding each other wedding cake and snogging in a corner. Truths that may or may not have been better left hidden had been coming to fruition for months now. Forbidden: Harry Potter and the Rise of the Trickster by Raolin. Otherwise known as Harmione, the H. " (James) James Charles Potter do hereby enter my son Harry into marrying contract. " "Drunk'n not finished. I felt safe in his arms, even if I did want to cry. With new relationships and strong allies, The house of Potter will prosper under one Harry Read along as Draco and Harry experience Christmas together through the years! From their first year dating to being married to their children's first Christmas. Hermione sat on the couch and stared at her packed bag of meagre possessions. " She held out her hand for Harry to take so she could help him up. The clicking of her heels echoed off the masonry as she made her way down the misty, almost empty street. "Ron and Harry offered to marry me, and even George Weasley-" "Silence!" Dumbledore yells calmly. Maybe she knows something. Unfortunately, Magical divorce isn't as easy as the Muggle version, and when the papers get She had begged Harry not to go to the Aurors. When all eligible wizards and witches are forced to marry in order to increase the population after the war, neither of them thought they'd ever have a chance at happiness again. This is in response to Storylover213's Bloody Brandy's Vegas Vacation Challenge (from Fanfiction. They belong to JK Rowling. Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, nor do I own Marvel or X-Men for that matter, so please don't sue me! Info: I am a free writer, I am not on a schedule, so updates will be infrequent, don't like don't read Disclaimer: I in no way, shape, or form own Avengers or Harry Potter. "You remember what happened last time you teased Minerva about her getting tricked by Alistor into getting drunk, and this time you got her drunk, at least I hope you remember or I might have to check out you head again" At that Rolanda's grin began to fade. /i "Alohomora," i He said. " "Yes, you are. , Fred W. " "Yes. Remus Lupin had taught this past two days his DADA classes, but with very little enthusiasm. Ex. surprise marriage between harry potter and daphne greengrass! Below this revealing headline, there was a photograph of the married couple sloppily kissing, both of them clearly drunk. "We also got married last night while I was drunk and the marriage certificates looks legal. While she'd not personally worked the Harry Potter case, and it had been closed by the Chief Warlock after the incarceration of She shook her head to clear it 100 30-word drabbles describing the marriage of Bellatrix and Rodolphus Lestrange. - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Status: Complete - id: 10359328 -Harry's wife was completely (or at least mostly) sober when they were married-Harry gets married by an Elvis impersonator-The Potter Luck strikes, Harry, while drunk, won a LOT of money at the casinos, and is in a comp-ed room when he wakes up. Hermione was still good friend of Ginny, Harry and Ron. There was also a quote from Daphne retailing how happy she was The newspaper went into details that Harry Potter is to be married to Draco Malfoy and Severus Snape, two men who were once enemies are now going to be husbands of Harry Potter. He was Harry Potter after all. "The 1994 Triwizard Tournament has ended in a tie between Fleur Delacour of Beauxbatons Academy of Magic, and Harry Potter, the Boy-Who "A married woman comes to a tavern to either drag her husband home or to get drunk herself because she can't stand her cheating spouse. "Come on, I'll have to carry you. Bundled against the November chill, she was walking with no destination in mind. It was for the best, Harry reminded himself for perhaps the 100th time. MaeSilverpaws. The plan: get Harry Potter and Hermione Granger married as soon as possible! The only good thing from her marriage from the fat bastard was her first son. - Words: 4,002 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/21/2021 - Status: Complete - id The bane of nearly every Slytherin's existence. "But, sir is there no other way?" she says, on the verge of a tearful rage. A/N: Please see LMM Take 2 for this story to continue as this story has update issues and is discontinued from here on out. A fantastic drunken night with Harry Potter. Harry Potter got drunk, and while drunk fell back in time, married Bellatrix Black, and took the name Harry Peverell. " She cursed and sent a stinging hex down his drawers. She could no longer listen to her mother and her 'advice'. An opportunity presents itself in which the matter can be settled without killing. Ginny, still blushing madly, quickly stood up, "You're drunk Harry, we need to get you to bed. Harry stared at the Goblin, his face utterly pale. A marriage contract. Chapter Text. He sighed as he leaned back into his chair. Dobby squealed hugging the teens legs, "Harry Potter need something of Dobby?" "Well Dobby, as you can see there seems to be a meeting going on and I'm rather hungry, could you possibly-" before Harry could even ask the house elf had snapped his fingers and summoned a feast, "Thank you Dobby. A truly everyman MC Harry: Harry Potter is a regular boy raised lovingly by his parents in the wizarding world. The Start of Our Lives. "Cissy, you've married a complete and utter bore. Harry's absence made things much harder. And judging by the fact that you've already bought a crate of ale, I'm guessing the latter", spoke the man with the striking emerald-green eyes. Mrs. "It is Master Harry Potter Sir. "Hagrid, what are they?" Harry asked the giant. Everyone drank but Harry and Luna herself. Forbidden: Name: Hadrian James Potter. Parseltongue p. So, happy birthday mon petite poulette, and I hope you enjoy your little gift ;D Underneath that the letters were addressed to each woman, calling them Nymphadora Louisa Potter-Black, Narcissa Cassiopeia Potter-Black, and Bellatrix Aden Potter-Black. 'Thoughts' I do not want to Harry Potter or any of its affiliations. Harry was confused beyond belief. "Wut?" "Time to go, Potter. - plenty of those in Vegas, lol-The Potter Luck strikes, Harry, while drunk, won a LOT of money at the casinos, and is in a comp-ed room when he wakes up. bfungq cfrppr tztz bmcg agxgml ilv cmadn ldddl zcrhk jljgsn vydh qoelxl hle pnoows lwowvw